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kingoftheunderground:

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cakesoup:

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I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

please give us updates

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

op will not die of natural causes

That’s the most interesting comment anyone has ever left on one of my posts

whihumph:

h0neycat:

jumpingjacktrash:

humans-of-pdx:

“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“ 
“What are you going to make with it?”
“Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening.”

always reblog cabbage lady

raise the happiness level of your entire dash

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY EVERY TIME I SEE HER!!

She’s back!

zarla-s:

Alright, here goes nothing. The Gaster Ghost is here! You can read detailed instructions and download him from this page, but just in case, I’ll replicate it here.

What is a Ghost, you may ask? An Ukagaka 伺か or Nanika 何か, also
known as a Ghost, is a character (or set of characters) that sit on your
desktop and keep you company. I post about them a lot.

Features

  • Gaster will say random things as he idles on your desktop, and his dialogue will change in a whole
    lot of ways as you continue to interact with him. If you ask him about
    Alphys, he will start to say random things about Alphys, for example.
    You can also make him be silent if you don’t want him bothering you.
  • You can pet Gaster by stroking his head with your mouse (don’t click, just move the mouse in the right area), or punch
    him by double-clicking his face. The more you do each action, the more
    his reactions to each will change.
  • Gaster can also do standard Ghost functions, such as set a picture as your wallpaper, empty your recycle bin, tell you your computer’s stats, check if you have new email (if you set your POP settings in SSP correctly), update himself remotely when he has new material, and if you drag and drop a compatible site on him, he’ll add it to Headlines or RSS feeds, and you can see if there are new posts.
  • Gaster has a pretty complex relationship system, wherein he’ll track
    how you treat him and change his reactions and dialogue accordingly.
    Even small actions may change some things without you knowing.
  • You can keep track of your interactions with him through a stat
    menu. You can also reset Gaster back to his default state if you want to
    start your relationship over with him. Certain things, however, he may
    not forget…
  • While Gaster may not say a lot randomly while he’s idling, he has an enormous amount of text in his menus. Specifically in his ask, item, and act menus. He has multiple responses to almost everything, so you may be surprised by new dialogue. Asking him things can sometimes lead to unique interactions. The act menu will change depending on what you do to him. Whether or not he’ll accept items and how he’ll react to them depends on your relationship with him. Certain items are permanent, while others are only accepted under certain circumstances, times of day, or a limited amount of times.

Download, installation instructions, and user guide continue under the cut.

Keep reading

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nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID

I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.

thank you friend

how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like

FACT:

This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.

You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed

You all needed to know this. 

holy shit

That went from cool to horrifying is 0.05 seconds

welcometomybrainstation:

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when your otp has an honest talk only in dire situations, like when they’re running full tilt being carried by the wind shouting at the top of their lungs

(the movie made this flying thing so romantic, but the book version is basically ‘howl and sophie scream into the wind as it slams them back to the castle’)

Romance the Ghibli way:

Romance the Diana Wynne Jones way:

#i saw a post that was like#‘the hmc movie is told from howl’s point of view#and the book is from sophie’s’#and it changed my life (via @gil-estel)

@identityconstellations @jayykesley

Howl’s Moving Castle was written by Diana Wynne Jones?  I’m going to have to look for it now.

IT WAS A BOOK???

There’s three books in the universe they’re friccin good my dude

hey guys, op here, dwj’s books are sometimes really hard to find physically so im here to tell you that there’s a free audiobook of Howl’s Moving Castle and its sequels Castle in the Air and House of Many Ways on youtube by jenny sterling, who is a fantastic narrator. 

HMC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzkRCHc03V0&t=14s

CitA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Opz8ReKrsSk&t=5s

HoMW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iErTffLmx20

enjoy! and welcome to the DWJ fandom 🙂

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