My science teacher did a presentation on his dick cause for some genetic anomaly reason, he had three of them. One of them was shaped similar to a horse’s penis but it also inexplicably contained like a quart of semen. Also he was wearing like 5 layers of underwear. no one acted like this was an inappropriate situation; it was if he showed the class that he had an extra finger.
“you can’t be tired,” chortles a middle aged family friend, “you’re young!”
“really??” I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due to my invigorating youth. I Am Free.
I read middle aged as Middle Aged and was expecting a plague reference.
“thou cannot have the black death,” the doctor scoffs behind his mask, “thou art youthful!”
“marry??” I exclaim. I hadst no idea. the fever lifts, mine own strength returns, the blackness fades from mine own skin. I am in perfect health, due to mine own most wondrous youth. I Am Free.
i love how you guys talk shit about cartoon style and animation but what the fuck is with this phineas and ferb obsession, The Ugliest Childrens Show Ever Animated.
Fun fact: In one interview the creators mentioned that one reason everyone’s heads are shaped like really recognizable shapes (Candace is the letter p, Phineas is obviously just a triangle) is so its way easier for younger kids to draw them. Not being able to to draw your favorite characters when you’re little can be really frustrating and kind of put you off drawing all together.
0.75 meters is like two fucking feet long what the fuck are you talking about
the ideal pair of hands
if you click the link it just leads to a blank page that says ‘the divots are for scooping up salsa’
hey so the combination of the precision of the 0.75 meter measurement and the deeply unsettling vagueness of ‘’several fingers’’ is honestly fucking my whole shit up
It’s hard to get a precise number when they keep changing.
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