targuzzler:

why dont they sell egg nog all year i chug that shit like

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cum.

one-time-i-dreamt:

duckduck917:

one-time-i-dreamt:

extreme-levels-of-violet:

one-time-i-dreamt:

duckduck917:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was in an arranged wedding to a king I didn’t know, and i didn’t find out who it was until the actual wedding, while I walked down the aisle in my Men’s Wedding Gown from Men’s Warehouse. It was Bowser, the king of Koopas. Peach was his best man.

Was he marrying setheverman

What makes you wonder about that? Has he ever showed any interest in arranged marriages and/or shown attraction towards animated characters?

Yes, Seth has repeatedly shown he has a crush on bowser

This Bowser?

Yes that boi

Huh