jazzjenart

daftqunk:

jiveturkeyjerky:

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

seth everman going WILD in the background

watermelon-chan:

VID

lunalamariposa:

the-black-virgin:

localstarboy:

Watch and Pass on!!!
😂😂💀💩

Now this is a hamless prank.

OMFg IM KATHY

zagreus:

actualaster:

super-shenron99:

zagreus:

We’re no strangers to loss
You know the pattern, and so do I…

May God bring his wrath down upon each and every one of you.

im gonna burn this fucking hellsite to the ground starting with OP

sorry everyone,

secrets-from-the-closet:

cryptid-sighting:

warriormale:

Even future US Presidents need to be PROUD of their Manhood.

DROP that DAMN TOWEL Kennedy!

Be PROUD to be a Man.

Be PROUD of your Man Muscle, Cock and Balls!

Be PROUD of your nude Manliness!

Train and fight!

Love your nude Manliness!

WarriorMale

I deadass thought warriormale had deleted because of all you weirdos sending him asks about Leninism or whatever, and then he reemerges on my dash with this post that is so powerful and raw it nearly obliterated me on sight.

“Drop the damn towel Kennedy” may be the best sentence I ever read in my entire life and not even Dostoyevsky could’ve come up with a better one.

fuocogo:

loveforhergirlfriendhaver:

kimlaughton:

Computer in freezer room, running fire simulation. Waste heat generated by CPU used to maintain Tamagotchi battery operating temperature.

??????????????

This is an exact representation of how I run my life.

iievelyn:

STYLISH DRESSES COLLECTION

Lace-up >> Gothic Star

Floral Cut-Out >> Floral Ruffle

Sun&Star >> Off-Shoulder

Off-Shoulder >> Floral Mesh

Floral Maxi >> Lace-Up Maxi

For girl, dress is one of the greatest invention !!

ringoroadagain:

друг

daisenseiben:

mother-teresa-with-a-dick:

turbovirginbonerlord:

OP forgot the best part

did he try to stab her?

No, he was trying to cut off his pinkie finger as an apology.

The running joke of the manga is that he used to be a high-ranking yakuza enforcer who’s having trouble adapting to civilian life. Hence her shocked face when she saw the decorations and the creepy way he sang “Happy Birthday”; it’s a traditional birthday celebration for your oyabun, not your wife.