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Travis: Y’know, Teresa and I, in moving to LA, we took like a, like a, refrigerator size downgrade. And now we have to, like, it’s a very, like, Sophie’s Choice, like what goes in the fridge-

Griffin: It’s not at all like Sophie’s Choice.

Travis: Well, I did just lose a full jar of pickles the other day, because it got pushed off the top shelf by some leftovers, and it made me real sad, and it took 45 minutes to-

Justin: I bet that made quite a mess.

Travis: We were in-

Justin: Quite a mess.

Travis: Quite a pickle. [Justin snorts]

Griffin: Stop it. Are you also- are you also writing Jingle All the Way 2? [Justin giggles]

Travis: Yeah, they gave me a good dill!

Justin: [uproarious laughter and clapping]

Griffin: You son of a bitch. You guys want a Yahoo? Th-that, hold on, that joke wasn’t kosher. Now do you guys want a Yahoo? [Travis and Justin laugh]

Travis: Yes, please. Let me relish this for one second-

Griffin: STOP IT STOP ITSTOPITSTOPITSTOPIT this Yahoo was sent by-

Justin: Guys, this is gonna be a Vlasic episode, I can already tell.

[Travis laughs, Griffin concedes defeat]