Author: jazzjenart

i-am-the-punk-mermaid:

violent-darts:

llleighsmith:

anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity

My dad’s literal first words on holding me for the first time were “ …she’s done this before, and she’s not happy to be back.”

That is such a badass thing to say about a newborn

armchairdaddy:

goodgawdhuff:

princessfailureee:

britteryikes:

lizzysarai:

effigyofubiquity:

kwantsu:

mf-johnson:

kumasenpai:

laurdlannister-kingslayer:

britteryikes:

singingnightowl:

antiandrogen:

abrown16:

teamnowalls:

antiandrogen:

shesfromsaturn:

violetnpurple:

savvygooner:

just-shower-thoughts:

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

father god 

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

25+25 = 30?
You sure about that??

Lord have mercy….

Bye

3 days into 2018 smh

LMAOOOOOOO

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

lmao imagine thinking 30 and 50 are odd

We ain’t even finish the week yet

bumblepuppy:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

priestessamy:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

brookietf:

spindamiibo:

headcanon: there’s a daycare in at least one of the regions where instead of being used for breeding it’s Pokemon’s old friends senior dog sanctuary, where stray/lost elderly Pokemon can spend the rest of their lives at!

Definitely. ❤

Old Friends Senior Pokemon Sanctuary is where I would want to work 😀

[Picture of a sleepy battle-scarred gyrados sunbathing] Mr. Johannsen loves his sunshine!

[Adorable old lady comment] He’s a handsome soldier

GASPS

someone draw this 😀

Okay sorry, I love this.