can she get an oscar just because of this one scene please and thank you
[Harrison: … be updated. Wow. Where is she?!
[music while she runs to the bathroom and gets back]
Harrison: Where the hell have you been? Everywhere I look you’re not where I need you to be. And it’s not my imagination. Now where the hell do you go everyday?
Katherine: To the bathroom, sir.
Harrison: The bathroom? To the damn bathroom! For 40 minutes a day!? What do you do in there!? We are T-minus zero here. I put a lot of faith in you.
Katherine: Theres no bathroom for me here.
Harrison: What do you mean there’s no bathroom for you here?
Katherine: There is no bathroom! There are no colored bathrooms in this building, or any building outside the West Campus. Which is half a mile away! Did you know that? I have to walk to Timbuktu just to relieve myself.
And I cant use one of the handy bikes. Picture that, Mr. Harrison? My uniform… skirt below my knees, my heels. And a simple string of pearls. Well, I don’t own pearls. Lord knows you dont pay the coloreds enough to afford pearls! And I work like a dog day and night, living off of coffee from a pot none of you want to touch! So, excuse me.. if I have to go to the restroom a few times a day.]
i went to the local shakespeare festival (and by local, i mean on the other end of the state) and during the day i convinced my mother to go hiking with me because we were in the center of like four national parks
so we end up hiking this trail that sort of jack-knifes down the mountain and I end up climbing partway up a tree on the edge of the trail to see further out, so my smartass mother asks “legolas, what do your elf eyes see?”
and i, in my smarmy glory, go “they’re taking the hobbits to isengard!”
which is funny enough as is, but then the entire mountainside of hikers hidden in the trees goes “THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD-GARD-GARD-GARD-GARD! THE HOBBITS, THE HOBBITS, THE HOBBITS, THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD, TO ISENGARD!”
and that’s how an entire hiking trail of people who never actually saw one another convinced my mother i’m some sort of meme-summoning mountain troll
a lake in montana whose water is so clear it appears shallow, when really its over 100 feet deep!
this is actually kinda terrifying because what if someone doesn’t know how deep it is, so they go diving and try to swim to the bottom, but they always seem just out of reach, so they just keep swimming… and when they realize something’s wrong it’s too late
Imagine seeing a body at the bottom….
tumblr has the ability to turn everything beautiful into something terrifying
What if you see a skeleton at the bottom of what appears to be a shallow part of the lake. As you dive down to check them out you notice the water is deeper than you originally thought. Much deeper. You come to realize that there is no way these remains could be human, you’re not even half-way down and already the skull already looks bigger than your car
This started so tranquil and then it turned into Friday the 13th
Bahud wive hudmena Hudwive hen Mosta gan mawafen Yfaudut
[vocalization]
Wenahm hl’t Wellahmgunnabi Gunnabi huz weloutiu Wenahm hl’t Wellahmgunnazhri Gunnazhri dakai nowiyu A kwunk gela gunnabi Gunnabi hu gowiyu Ena kluk kom gonnabi Gunnabi ahu kowaiu
Gona ahus ko we’i
Budhud wive hen Manahud wive hun Mosta gan mawafen Yfaudut
[vocalization]
Adud wive hen Mena hud wive hen Jasta du muwafen mehaldi tu
The announcement of Achievement Hunter’s new show “Achievement Haunter” on the Off Topic panel at RTX Sydney.
Geoff Ramsey, Michael Jones, Trevor Collins, Jeremy Dooley, Jack Pattillo, Lindsay Jones, and Ryan Haywood discuss plans for a new ghost hunting themed show in 2018.
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