tstark-irondad:

tonystarkdefensesquadmember:

miss-marvel3326:

fluffyllamas22:

taylortut:

bluesocksandfluff:

taylortut:

taylortut:

peter: hey mr. stark can i say fuck?

tony: only in the lab

two weeks later

may: hi tony, i’m calling because peter said a word i don’t approve of and he said you told him he could use it?

tony: i did not tell him he could say it.

tony: i told him he could say it sometimes.

Tony: Peter you can’t do science in your kitchen at home and call it a lab.

Peter: >:I aw.

peter: aunt may keeps asking if she can come visit stark tower.

tony: of course. bring her tomorrow; you can give her a tour

[the next day]

peter: and this is the fucking lab, where mr. stark and i do cool fucking science

tony: 

May: Excuse me, this is the WHAT where you WHAT?

Peter: 

Peter: …the…fucking lab…where we do…cool…fucking…science?

May:

Peter:

Tony:

Tony: *puts hands on hips in a shocked fashion*

You said WHAT, Pete?

Peter:

I literally laughed out loud like a seal