https://jen–jazz.tumblr.com/post/175192071513/audio_player_iframe/jen–jazz/tumblr_ogojfjyF2A1qm11id?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ogojfjyF2A1qm11ido1.mp3

drtanner-sfw:

justanothergreyface:

mystery-moose:

dakkpasserida:

I found a TTS voice that was perfect for an audio version of this post.

1) I’m fucking astounded this is a robot voice.

2) I’m fucking losing my mind laughing.

@drtanner

Holy FUCK