Brother, out of absolutely nowhere: I put a boogie dollar down
Me: What the fuck does this mean
Him: I think so
Him: Mama’s got the nasty jam
Me: What a completely uninformative answer to my question
Him: This gig gonna slash me hips
HE ASKED HOW LAID BACK I THOUGHT HE WAS AND I SAID TOO FUCKIN LAID BACK AND HE SAID “I KNEW IT” AND SENT ME THIS FUCKING THING
I AM FURIOUS
Actual text conversation with my absolute madman of a brother
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