systlin:

frenzy5150:

dragon-of-sapphire:

gnollgirl:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

soft-arthropod:

yet-another-mistake:

dateanenbysuggest:

“were you born a boy or a girl”

bold of you to assume I was born at all

I personally was created in a lab

Just straight up spawned

the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes

I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.

I was copy-pasted but there was a graphics glitch so I look different.

I arose fully grown, armed, and armored from my father’s split skull

I punched my way here from the Feywilds.