thespiritsquid:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

kirbivoretheherbivore:

filledelogique:

captainevilpants:

Mary Poppins and Dumbledore were Gryffindor prefects together and nothing can convince me otherwise

Later in life she took on the job of visiting children on their eleventh birthday to explain things and give them their letter. Lily Evans was very excited to meet her, and told her all about the muggle film a man called Disney made about her.

“Oh, Walt,” Mary said thoughtfully. “He was expelled from Ilvermorny for charming cameras so the photographs would move. Bit of an odd duck, but he was nothing compared to Wonka. Have you seen his film yet, dear?”

This is more canon than Cursed Child.

All the chimney sweeps were wizards and none of them went to wizard school, fight me

You fools, Mary Poppins was a Slytherin

Mary Poppins would absolutely kick Dumbledore’s ass for allowing kids to be sacrifices and you know it