hamilton where everything is the same except all of the costumes are neon and covered in shitty sequins patters
dear evan hansen but ben platt is cosplaying as beyonce the entire time
book of mormon except everyone is on helium apart from elder mckinley, who has the pitch of his voice lowered to the point where he sounds like James Earl Jones (and they have the balloons with them on stage)
be more chill but the squip is wearing New Year’s sunglasses which light up and are covered in glitter
the great comet where nick pitera is playing all the roles at the same time
newsies but everyone has mashed potatoes in their mouths
falsettos where jason is played by shaquille o’neal and whizzer is played by literally anyone but they’ve just done like 6 pounds of crack
phantom of the opera except everyone is wearing 3 snapbacks, all facing different directions
in the heights but usnavi’s lines are replaced with owen wilson saying “wow”